Hey kid where'd you get the lid
Where'd you get a lid like that
If I told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Hey old chap where'd you get the cap
Where'd you get a cap like that
If I told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper and you can't top that
So if you got the bread I say
Why not spend it on something for your head

Hey Herby where'd you get the derby
Where'd you get a hat like that
If I told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper and you can't top that
So if you got the bread I say
Why not spend it on something for your head

Hey Miss let me ask you this
Where'd you get a hat like that
If I told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that