My formal education
Never bothered
With my ABC's
Teacher student relation
Taught me all about
The birds and bees

School boy fantasy
Lose control
Of all my faculties

You know that one thing
That got through to me
Was her body chemistry

Subject to body language
Ain't so bad to read
Between the lines
I scored above average
Oral examination
Is where I shine

School boy fantasy
Lose control
Of all my faculties
Student body graduated
At the highest degree

You know that one thing
That got through to me
Was her body chemistry
Purely scientifically
Studied her anatomy

Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet
God only knows what you
Do to me