"FTN (Fuck Ted Nugent)"

Fuck...ahhhha
Fuck...ahaaha
Fuck....ahahh
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Ye-hay...

Fuck Ted Nugent he's a fucking jerk
I wish that he'd be gone
Chauvinistic Republican, kills animals
He forgot how to write a song

He's a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

Fuck Ted Nugent, and fuck the NRA
And fuck their attitude
He thinks riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys
Will make him look real cool

He's a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

He thinks he'll get the girls
By killing little squirrels

Jennifer Lopez
Fur-wearing fucking twat
She likes to eat dead cow
She thinks it's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes
Cause she thinks it hides the pounds

She's a bitch!
Fuck her!
Asshole!
Fuck her!

She's a bitch!
Fuck her!
Asshole!
Fuck her!

One more time
Fuck Ted Nugent!