(Frank Tolstrup)

[Verse]
You think that you're so cool
That you're nobody's fool



But you've got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee

[Chorus]
How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

[Verse]
You know you've got no shame
And you've got such a stupid name
And one day you'll finally shut your trap
'Cause you are the cream of the crap

[Chorus]

Asshole...
Asshole...
You're such an asshole...

[Break]
You always look like an idiot
This may be news for you
You are the king of all stupidness
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Just like you

[Guitar Solo]

You're such an asshole...

[Chorus X2]

You're such an asshole...
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too