[HERO]

Now that we're alone, may I tell you:

I've been feeling very strange.

Either something's in the air, or else a change

Is happening in me.

I think I know the cause--

I'm sure I know the cause--

From everything I've heard, there's only one cause it can be.

Love, I hear, makes you sigh a lot,

Also, love, I hear, makes you weak.

Love, I hear, makes you blush and turns you ashen,

You try to speak with passion

And squeak, I hear.

Love, they say,

Makes you pine away,

But you pine away with an idiotic grin.

I pine, I blush, I squeak, I squawk,

Today I woke too weak to walk.

What's love, I hear, I feel, I fear I'm in.

Ahh...

See what I mean?

Da da da da da da dum...

I hum a lot too.

I'm dazed I'm pale, I'm sick, I'm sore,

I've never felt so well before!

What's love, I hear, I feel, I fear,

I know I am-- I'm sure--I mean-- I hope--I trust--

I pray I must

Be in!

Forgive me if I shout,

Forgive me if I crow.

I've only just found out,

And--well,

I thought you ought to know.