CROONER: (singing throughout the scene)

Parlez-vous francais?

Je suis sad.

Parlez-vous francais?

I feel bad.

How do you say

'Ce soir vous etes

si belle'?

I only know

A word or so,

Like 'Cat' and 'School' --

Je suis fool.

Parlez-vous francais?

Please say 'oui'.

Parlez-vous francais?

Speak to me.

How do you say:

'Vous etes jolie,

Mam'selle?

Cherie,

Where do I commencer,

If you won't parler francais

with me?

Parlez-vous francais?

Say you do.

Parlez-vous francais?

Tell me true.

How do you say:

'Je suis unhappy

fella'?

Cherie,

Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

with me.

Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

with me.