There's a place in the world
I doubt you've been there
It's so damn poor
I thought Goshen sucked bad
Wait 'til you get around to this place
You'll be crying for your dad
I know I have

Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
Your towns get me pissed
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
The Garden State is useless

If I had one wish
This is what it would be
To destroy New Jersey
And all their "cities"
'Cause I hate that place
It's all up in my face
I hope it burns

Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
Your state is the smallest
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
You should meet my fist

You're a digrace
As wide as a lace
New Jersey...
You're one pathetic case