I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do

Than sit around and fuck my head




Hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose

Pass out at the shows

I don't even think about Speed

That's something I just don't need



I've got the straight edge



I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do

Than sit around and smoke dope

'Cause I know I can cope

Laugh at the thought of eating ludes

Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue

Always gonna keep in touch

Never want to use a crutch



I've got the straight edge

(Lyrics by Ian McKaye of Minor Threat)