We want the mustard,
all over our heads...that's what he said.
We want the mustard all inside our beds..yeah.
We want mustard all over our feet,
people want to dance to the mustard beat!

We want the mustard,
we want the Mustard PLUG!
[x4]

We want the want the mustard,
in our eyes.
I want the mustard on my tie.
We want the mustard on our face.
We want mustard all over the place.

We want the mustard,
we want the Mustard PLUG!
[x4]

I want the mustard in my ear,
I want mustard in my beer.
We want the mustard in our mugs.
Oh that's right,
we're the MustardPlug!
HA HA!

We want the mustard,
we want the Mustard PLUG!
[x4]