on my way to wolton jail
ner ner ner ner
cut my balls on a rusty nail
ner ner ner ner



doctor doctor will i die?
ner ner ner ner
yes you bastard say goodbye!
ner ner ner ner
in came the nurse with a wooden spoon
ner ner ner ner
shoved it up me ars and i was off to the moon
ner ner ner ner

on my way to the moon
ner ner ner ner
healed my balls with that wooden spoon
ner ner ner ner
on my way back down
ner ner ner ner
i was lucky to find a crown
ner ner ner ner
went to the queens house
ner ner ner ner
told her to fuck off coz your new kings scouse


THE END