Mom and dad went to a show
droped me off a Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

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Grandma take me home [x8]

Had to eat my dinner there
had mashed potato's and stuff like that
couldnt chew my meat too good

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said why don't you stop your crying
go outside and ride your bike
thats what i did, i killed my toes

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after dinner, i had ice cream
fell asleep, and watched tv
woke up in my mother's arms

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Grandma take me home [x19]
I wanna be alone