"Hey!" said the devil

When I met her at the roundabout

She's got powers magnetic

Devours you of everything you've got


She's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she'll cream you dry



Wow!



"Stop!" said the puppy

When I met him at the zebra cross

Said "you'll need protection from every direction

But she'll get you anyhow"



Coz she's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she’ll cream you dry



Wow!



She's a golden retriever