Zwe Are Ze Number 1!
Zwe Are Ze Number 1!

[Accordion Single]

Zwe Are Ze Number 1!
Zwe Are Ze Number 1!

[Harmonica Single]

This May Be Sung In English
So Zwe Made A Lie
But We Have 0 Fans...
We Might Az Zwell Die!

Zwe Are Ze Number 1!
Zwe Are Ze Number 1!

Remember... We Aren't French

[Harmonica Single]

[Accordion Single]

Zwe Are Ze Number 1!
Zwe Are Ze Number 1!

Zwe...
Are...
Number...
One!