Many times you asked yourself:
"How can I be so cool?"
But you didn´t ask anybody else,
Because you wouldn´t be a fool.

you don´t have to be sad
Since we know the solution.
Just do what we tell you
To get your revolution.

Just say:
"Give me money or a cigarette!"
That´s all you have to know
Then you´ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show

Your parents want you
To do what they say
But you think
This couldn´t be the only way

Just say:
"I need more beer!"
That´s all you have to know
Then you´ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show

Your girlfriend left you
Because you´re too honest:
And she will get back
When you are the best:


Just say:
"Cadging is the only way!"
That´s all you have to know
Then you´ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show