A Valentine's Day party,
I didn't think you'd show.
You don't like making entrances alone.
You've got a new friend.
You've got a new friend.
Likes to go to movies.
Likes to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:
a film school drunk can be so hard to find.

You got a new friend.
You got a new friend.
And the two of you don't ever seem to part…

You got a new friend ooh.
You got a new friend, now I'm the odd man gone.

You got a new friend.
You got a new friend, I know.

And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one.
He's all you need, so forget me