I wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass,
I wanna fuck a dog
Thats right kids.

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass,
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass,
Could only find the dog,
And it’s ass.

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
We wanna fuck a dog.

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass,
Ar me an’ me first mate a scurvy cur,
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate,
But I found the dog.

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
We wanna fuck a dog,

Fuck you!