You and I should get away for awhile
I just wanna see your vertical smile
Buying some candy and porno mags we'll get in my van
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive and find Iran




Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That week on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
(So I use your Mom!)
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I wanna take
Your little sister
In the bath

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I don't want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end?
Or are you going to be
My new girlfriend?
My new girlfriend?
My new girlfriend?
My new girlfriend?
My new girlfriend?